Dating by sign high school dating game
We never spoke again, and if that ending surprises you, then you probably haven’t dated recently. Apparently even the strength of the universe isn’t enough to upend the deeply engrained habits of swiping culture.
It’s that lack of surprise that led me to take a step back and audit this whole crappy situation: Dating apps provide us with an endless string of potential love interests, and if one doesn’t work out, it’s easy to fall into a “thank u, next” mentality.
The lone Scorpio I met for a drink was also not a match, and the other suitors I chatted with really aren’t even worth mentioning because we never made it out of the app.
What’s more swoonworthy than finding soul mate by filtering via zodiac sign (i.e., the love language of the universe)?
I mean, sure, maybe that kiss in the rain in takes the cake, but Nick Cassavetes isn’t exactly directing my life.
So I went back to Bumble and adjusted my filters, this time looking for Sagittarians.
I found one in the form of a tall, handsome man who worked in sports.
So, how does your sign date online, and what should you know about your potential mates?